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संता -बंता

संता - भाई मुझे लगता है कि हमारे कॉलेज की शिवानी ऊंचा सुनती है। मैं कुछ बोलता हूं, वो कुछ और सुनती है।

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बंता - वो कैसे भाई? संता - कल मैंने उससे कहा 'I Love You, तो वो बोली मैंने कल ही नए जूते खरीदें हैं।

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टीचर- शाहजहां कौन था? संता- वह एक मजदूर था। टीचर- कैसे?

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संता- आपने ही तो कहा था कि शाहजहां ने कई इमारतों का निर्माण किया था। टीचर अभी तक सदमे में है।

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Santa- एक बार सांता टॉयलेट करने बैठा था सामने की दीवार पर लिखा था

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कृपया पानी का ज्यादा से ज्यादा उपयोग करें

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संता की शादी हॉस्पिटल में काम करने वाली नर्स से हो गयी

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संता की शादी हॉस्पिटल में काम करने वाली नर्स से हो गयी

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और बताओ संता Marrage लाइफ कैसे कट रही है

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जब तक सिस्टर कह कर ना पुकारो बात सुनती ही नहीं है

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संता -बंता

Jokes

के

Funny Hindi Jokes

संता - भाई मुझे लगता है कि हमारे कॉलेज की शिवानी ऊंचा सुनती है। मैं कुछ बोलता हूं, वो कुछ और सुनती है।

Jokes

बंता - वो कैसे भाई? संता - कल मैंने उससे कहा 'I Love You, तो वो बोली मैंने कल ही नए जूते खरीदें हैं।

Jokes

टीचर- शाहजहां कौन था? संता- वह एक मजदूर था। टीचर- कैसे?

Jokes

CLICK

संता- आपने ही तो कहा था कि शाहजहां ने कई इमारतों का निर्माण किया था। टीचर अभी तक सदमे में है।

Jokes

Santa- एक बार सांता टॉयलेट करने बैठा था सामने की दीवार पर लिखा था

Jokes

आगे पड़ें

कृपया पानी का ज्यादा से ज्यादा उपयोग करें

Jokes

आगे पड़ें

सांता ये पड कर बैठे बैठे चार लोटे पानी पि गया

संता की शादी हॉस्पिटल में काम करने वाली नर्स से हो गयी

Jokes

आगे पड़ें

कुछ दिन के बाद बंता संता से

संता की शादी हॉस्पिटल में काम करने वाली नर्स से हो गयी

Jokes

आगे पड़ें

कुछ दिन के बाद बंता संता से पूछता है

और बताओ संता Marrage लाइफ कैसे कट रही है

Jokes

आगे पड़ें

संता कहता है मत पूछ यार कुछ भी

जब तक सिस्टर कह कर ना पुकारो बात सुनती ही नहीं है

Jokes

आगे पड़ें

और भी पड़े हमारे वेबसाइट पर